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Madamsir Sammieface ([personal profile] angelikitten) wrote in [community profile] angelikittentreats2010-01-05 07:10 pm

Getting Warmer: El Dragón (Superdictionary)

Title: Getting Warmer
Fandom: Superdictionary
Cast: El Dragón, Robin, Flash, Green Arrow
Rating: Adult
Summary: El Dragón experiences snow for the first time.


It was cold. It was not warm. It was colder than El Dragón had ever imagined. It was more cold than he had ever imagined, even in his dreams.

But he didn't mind. He didn't care, because there was snow.

El Dragón had never seen snow before. He had not witnessed it with his own eyes, because it had never snowed in the places he had lived before. But he had read about it. He had looked at things written in books about snow.

Robin knew that El Dragón had never seen snow before. He understood that El Dragón had never seen snow before, so he decided to organize some fun things they could do in the snow. In the morning they would build snowmen. Before lunch, they would build snowmen. Then, in the afternoon, they would meet up with Flash and Green Arrow. After lunch, they would meet up with Flash and Green Arrow, so that they could have a snowball fight.

But El Dragón didn't realise how cold the snow was. He didn't understand that, and soon he wanted to go inside to get warm again.

They lit the fire, and Robin made them some cocoa. He made them a warm chocolatey drink. El Dragón found some blankets for them to wrap themselves up in. He found some large pieces of thick cloth that would keep them warm.

The whole setup was very romantic. It made Robin and El Dragón want to have hot mansex. Several times.

~*~

Meanwhile, Flash and Green Arrow were still waiting for them. They had stayed at the meeting place even though Robin and El Dragón hadn't shown up, so that they could have the snowball fight as planned. They waited for 2 hours in the cold snow. That's 120 minutes!

And that's terrible.
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[personal profile] muffinbitch 2010-01-06 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
Ooh, El Dragon and Robin and snow!!!!! My life is complete! :D :D :D
Oh, I loved it! This was try awesome. :)
Poor, silly Flash and Green Arrow though - they should have gone for hot mansex to keep warm too. That, or hot cake. ;D
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[personal profile] muffinbitch 2010-01-08 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
El Dragon had hot cake. He had cake that was a temperature that was warm. The cake was hot because it had just come out of the oven. The cake was also hot because El Dragon had mistaken chilli powder for sugar when he was baking it. El Dragon is going to share the hot cake with Robin. He will give part of the cake to Robin. It is lucky that El Dragon and Robin had hot mansex BEFORE eating the hot cake, because they probably won't be in the mood afterwards. They will be too busy recovering from the hot cake to have hot mansex. And that's terrible.
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[personal profile] dizmo 2010-01-07 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
This... is all kinds of beautiful. *wipes a tear*
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[personal profile] mithen 2010-01-16 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
*giggles* Oh, Flash and Green Arrow can just deal with it, the big sillies. Can't they understand El Dragon and Robin are busy!

I am so enjoying seeing El Dragon having some fun, lol! It's oddly satisfying and cracky at the same time...just like the Superdictionary itself!