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Madamsir Sammieface ([personal profile] angelikitten) wrote in [community profile] angelikittentreats2010-01-04 03:54 pm

Stand By Me: Lex, Superman (Superdictionary)

Title: Stand By Me
Fandom: Superdictionary
Cast: Lex Luthor, Superman, OMC
Rating: G
Summary: Choosing a side isn't always easy.


The man was confused. He didn't have any idea what was going on.

"Whose side are you on?" shouted the catsuit-wearing man to his left. "Whose team are you on? Will you fight for me or for him? You can't be on both sides."

"Come over here on the sidewalk next to me." shouted the cape-wearing man to his right. "Come to this path for people at the edge of the street. Fight for me."

The man stood for a moment before deciding to walk to the left. He made a choice to walk to the left.

"Yes!" shouted the catsuit-wearing man, grinning. "I am the best! I'm better than everyone, including you Superman."

But the man ignored him. He didn't pay any attention to him. Instead, he walked into the produce shop to buy an apple to eat.

~*~

Superman laughed. He made many happy sounds.

"It's not funny." Lex sulked. "It's not something to laugh about."

But Superman continued to laugh. He kept on laughing and wouldn't stop. This made Lex angry. It made him lose his temper. He decided to make the man pay for making Superman laugh at him. So he went into the produce shop, and stole the man's wallet. He took the man's wallet without getting permission to do so.

"Help!" shouted the man. He said it very loudly, but Superman was laughing too hard to help him.

And that's terrible.