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Madamsir Sammieface ([personal profile] angelikitten) wrote in [community profile] angelikittentreats2010-01-01 09:32 pm

Water And Electricity Don't Mix: El Dragón (Superdictionary)

Title: Water And Electricity Don't Mix
Fandom: Superdictionary
Cast: El Dragón, Aquaman, Robin
Rating: Adult
Summary: El Dragón goes on a date.

It was Robin's idea. It was a plan that Robin had thought of, and El Dragón was wishing that he'd never gone along with it.


Robin thought that El Dragón needed to have some fun. He thought that El Dragón needed to enjoy himself, and maybe have some hot mansex while he was at it. He thought that a good way for El Dragón to have some fun would be to go on a date with someone. He thought El Dragón should meet with someone and spend time with them in a romantic manner.

El Dragón thought differently. He didn't think in the same way. He thought that there had to be an easier and more fun way to get hot mansex than going out on actual dates. Still, it had been a long time since he'd had any mansex, so he agreed. He said it would be okay if Robin set up a date for him.


The weather was superb. The weather was wonderful. The scenery was amazing. The scenery was also wonderful. The company, however, was awful.

Aquaman would not stop talking. He would not stop speaking about all the places he had been and the creatures he had seen. Apparently, the last strange creature he had met had been at this very lake. It had been at the patch of water they were sitting next to.

"I wonder if it was a kind of dragon." Aquaman said. "I wonder if it was a kind of giant make-believe animal that has fire coming out of its mouth, only without the fire, because that would be useless if you lived in a lake."

El Dragón didn't bother to tell him that dragons aren't real - instead he got a sandwich from the picnic basket and ate it. He ate two slices of bread with some cheese stuffed between them, so that he wouldn't have to say anything.

Aquaman checked the time. "I must go into the water. I've got to go into the water, or I will die." As he got up, he said "I'll be back soon. I'll be back in a few minutes."

While Aquaman was in the water, El Dragón saw his chance. He saw an opportunity to get away from the annoying man he was supposed to be having fun with. So he ran.

And that's terrible.

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