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Madamsir Sammieface ([personal profile] angelikitten) wrote in [community profile] angelikittentreats2010-01-09 03:29 pm

Purls of Wisdom: El Dragón (Superdictionary)

Title: Purls of Wisdom
Fandom: Superdictionary
Cast: El Dragón, Robin, Wonder Woman, Supergirl
Rating: Teens+
Summary: Four superheroes go to a Stitch 'n Bitch...


El Dragón loved spending time with his friends. He really enjoyed spending time with them, no matter what they did when they saw each other.

"So Batman said he was crazy." Robin finished explaining, as he finished casting on. "He said that the Penguin had a sick mind."

Wonder Woman stopped knitting for a moment. She stopped trying to use her needles to loop and entwine wool in order to make a garment. "Really? Because I heard that the Penguin was completely sane. He is not insane, apparently, and there's no evidence that he's ever been diagnosed with a mental illness of any kind."

"Not that it would be any of our business if he had." Supergirl interjected. "It would be nothing for us to discuss, because it would be a private matter for the Penguin to discuss only with the people he chose to."

Wonder Woman put down her knitting. She put down what she had already knitted, so she could reach across and squeeze Supergirl's hand. "You're right, of course. You're not wrong about that."

"I always thought that the Penguin was really creative." El Dragón said thoughtfully. "He's really imaginative and resourceful. I wish I were as creative as him."

"I bet he could have come up with a better insult than 'crazy'." Supergirl said, so annoyed that she gave up on her knitting completely. "He could have come up with a better way of saying something nasty about someone - most likely one that didn't have such strong ableist connotations."

"Maybe Batman only used it because he's cranky." Robin suggested. "He's in a weird kind of mood where he loses his temper easier than normal, probably because he's not having as much hot mansex as usual."

"Shame." El Dragón said insincerely, and carried on knitting. He said it, but he didn't mean it.

And that's terrible.
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[personal profile] pellucere 2010-11-29 02:03 pm (UTC)(link)
dhfjkgdjk hello this is Bathearst from Tumblr

and I just spent an awfully long time laughing at your Superdictionary fics :'D

thank you for linking them!